Humorous Vista Features (from The Onion)
The Onion has a humorous feature list from Microsoft Vista in the recent issue:
Microsoft Vista Released
Microsoft released its new operating system, Vista, on Jan. 30. Here are some of its features:
- Microsoft Word’s helpful paper-clip icon now blinks at rate of normal humans
- Enhanced graphics on “System Is Not Responding” pop-up window
- Five new card-back designs for Solitaire
- Something that Apple would never, ever dream up in a billion years
- 4,391 security flaws to be patched over next 15 years
- Promise of broad, open-minded future or some bullshit
- Lists blocked wireless connections with greater speed and accuracy
- New operating system, same old Microsoft Paint
What are your best feature list (be imaginative and humorous)?
Geegish web standards side note: Actually, the HTML for creating the bulleted list in the original The Onion article is a <div class="bulleted"> with nested <p> elements. Why are they angry with a standard unordered list?
Bonus link: Another fabulous The Onion piece: Google Announces Plan To Destroy All Information It Can’t Index (from August 2005).
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