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Usability light bulb jokes

John Rhodes of Webword found this fantastic lightbulb joke from Szuc & Gaffney:

Q: How many usability people does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They’re too busy complaining about the door knob.

Check out these other suggestions by Matthew Oliphant, Ryan, Chris McEvoy, Jared Spool.

Q: How many usability people does it take to change a light bulb?
A: How many would you expect?

Q: How many usability people does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They only make recommendations about how you should change the light bulb.

Q: How many usability people does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It Depends.

Q: How many usability people does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. We’ve never needed them before and things have turned out ok.

This entry was posted by Jesper Rønn-Jensen on Tuesday, January 31st, 2006 at 23:23 (GMT-1) and is filed under Usability. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.

8 Responses to “Usability light bulb jokes”

  1. Twan van Elk » Artikelen » Gloeilamp Says:
    February 1st, 2006 at 15:44 (GMT-1)

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  2. Steven Cole Says:
    February 14th, 2006 at 10:18 (GMT-1)

    Q: How many usability people does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: None. It’s been replaced with a skylight.

  3. bulbs Says:
    August 5th, 2008 at 23:48 (GMT-1)

    Here’s my 2 cents

    Q: How many usability people does it take to change a light bulb?

    A: Four and a random third person. One to complain about the bulb, one to complain about the light-holder, one to complain about the way the bulb has to be changed and one to write a note stating how the next person entering the room should change the light-holder, which bulb to use and how it should be done.

  4. atv parts Says:
    October 6th, 2008 at 23:04 (GMT-1)

    there are a few light bulb jokes i know.
    how many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    only two unless your having a lot fo fun!

  5. Michiel Says:
    November 21st, 2008 at 08:21 (GMT-1)

    Looks like you finally found the light at the end of the tunnel…unfortunately someone switched it off…

  6. David Levitt Says:
    January 12th, 2009 at 19:49 (GMT-1)

    I’ve got one
    Q: How many Californian’s does it take to change a lightbulb?
    A: 6, one to turn the bulb, one for support and 4 to relate to the experience!

  7. Josh Says:
    March 7th, 2009 at 08:38 (GMT-1)

    Q:How many usability people does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: Two — one to change the bulb, and one not to change the bulb.

  8. Kate Says:
    October 1st, 2009 at 23:19 (GMT-1)

    How many usability professionals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    I don’t know, but if you give me six months and $200,000 I’ll get right back to you.